a: Two, One to put it in, the other to accompany the first on lute.
A: One.
A#1: Two, One to stack up the goblin bodies the two killed under the light, the
second to climb the stack to the socket.
A#2: Dwarf leans back in his chair where his sitting, having a smoke, eyes the
light, pulls out his pipe and point up at the socket with the stem of the pipe
"you know, the light wouldn't _need_ changing if it were of Dwarven
manufacture..."
A: the alfar forgets the lightbulb, kills the trespassing human who pointed it
out, and skulks back into the shadowly forestland which is his home.
A:
A: None, they prefer the dark anyways.
A: None, they prefer the Lightstaff Formula (globe) instead.
Q: how man Alfar does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How man Alfen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many Black Dweomercraefters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: How many Priests of Sunlight does it take to change a lightbulb?
Jokes taken from the logfiles of
MYTHUS-L.