Symel GIF Cartoon Ten: The Penguin Attacks


If you are using a graphical browser then there is a problem on my site, if you are using a text based browser then this is normal. Here is a text version of the cartoon (speech in capitals): Bill Gates is standing in a green field in Seattle. He comments on how nice the weather is, before hearing a shout of DEATH FROM ABOVE! Confused, he looks up to see Symel careening down towards him. BAM! She hits him deep down into a hole, before teleporting away. Wearily, Gates notes that I THOUGHT SELLING MICROSOFT WOULD END THE PENGUIN ATTACKS.

Comments: this is a reference to Bill Gates selling Microsoft to Steve Ballmer.
I have always felt that he knows Microsoft is going down which is why he gave it to Ballmer, so I say, we do not forgive you!

Copyright (c) 2006 Graham Wilson. Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this cartoon under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License.
Either Version 1.3 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts.

Note: the Bill Gates sprite is from an old screensaver, and is of unknown copyright (so not under the GFDL), I use it here under minor fair use. I will probably try and replace it later.

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