after King Of Prussia resident Zachary Slater put
the entire Amazon.com product inventory on his
Wish List."
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03:29 <+zakk> any suggestions for things to take to stay up?
...
03:30 <+icculus> My first impulse was "viagra" when you asked for
advice on staying up.
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17:59 <+MEGASTeP> plus it has code that says "if ( username == "zakk" )
raise(SIGSEGV);"
17:59 <+Primer> we've secretly replaced zakk's 2.2 kernel with kernel
2.4...let's see if he notices...
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Dr. Dobb's Michael Swaine on the new G5:
"A line of new Macs based on IBM's 64-bit PowerPC 970 CPU, which Apple
calls the G5. Maxing out at 2 GHz today, they'll hit 3MHz in a year;"
Truly x86 owners everywhere shall tremble at the awesome bogomips of
the 3MHz G5, when it is released next year.
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/display/lcd/6259/
I'll take ten.
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![President Bush likes to CRUSH TERROR WITH HIS MIND! President Bush likes to CRUSH TERROR WITH HIS MIND!](http://www.timedoctor.org/~zakk/images/keep/CRUSHING_TERROR_WITH_HIS_MIND.jpg)
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found a single floppy Linux that does everything I need to get Gentoo
onto my laptop: http://trinux.sourceforge.net/
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It turned out the weird noises from my car were caused by a bottle
of water left on the roof.
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17:02 < vogon> Sketch: zakk moves by constantly crumpling under
his own weight.
17:02 < vogon> <zakk> I'm like a plastic bag caught in an updraft
17:02 < terra> zakk is a zombie
17:02 < terra> animated by magic
17:02 < terra> or some weird virus
17:02 < vogon> <zakk> FOR THE DARK MASTER
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Ample description of my ride home:
00:15 < zakk> <plane> hey want to experience a severe lack of gravity???
00:15 < zakk> <zakk> Uh, no
00:15 < zakk> <plane> too bad!
00:15 < zakk> * plane dives
I also managed to forget my watch at security since they were
hassling me about something in my carry-on.
And my car is making weird noises when I apply the breaks.
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21:40 < zakk> I'll probably fly out some time after the 13th of august
21:40 < zakk> unless I go to the east coast for LWCE
21:40 < zakk> which I'd fly to Seattle from
21:40 < Judecca> <zakk> I'm very high profile now
21:41 < Judecca> <zakk> I'll fly to seattle after I attend my board
meeting in japan
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11:20 < zakk> I think joe gave me a free copy of SARS with this laptop
11:20 < jvalenzu> you under the weather zakk
11:20 < zakk> yeah I feel like shit joe
11:20 < jvalenzu> here's the thing
11:20 < jvalenzu> 1) have children
11:20 < jvalenzu> 2) ...
11:20 < jvalenzu> 3) illness!
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06:47 <+vogon> <zakk> surly looks out for one guy.
06:47 <+vogon> <zakk> SURLY.
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More peanut gallery, this time it's not related to anything:
16:03 <@code_404> he makes zakk seem emotionally stable and well
adjusted
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So I admitted that I don't care enough about the quake2 installer,
peanut gallery:
00:47 < joshua> its open source, people can go to hell!!!
-zakk
zakk@timedoctor.org
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