#Loki Under 1337 (R4qU3><0R Attack

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[23:45] *** Krisx (synge@XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX) has joined #loki
[23:51] <yem> #sky?
[23:51] <Krisx> a chnnel
[23:51] <Krisx> st channel
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[23:56] * Krisx is hacking
[00:04] <xwred1> sweet!  I got it, but I have to put out in PAL for some reason
[00:04] <xwred1> oops, wrong chan
[00:05] <vogon_jeltz> heh
[00:05] * Krisx is hacking
[00:06] <vogon_jeltz> hacking in what way? the 1337 #4X0R way or the code monkey way?
[00:08] <Krisx> i like hack in the surfase in the trojan virus then i crack the main xx//code and epson the whole astroda
[00:08] <vogon_jeltz> hahaha
[00:08] <Krisx> ???
[00:08] <vogon_jeltz> best laugh I've had in years
[00:09] <Krisx> like yor a fuckin hacker or smt
[00:09] <Krisx> because i am
[00:09] <Krisx> i'm from estonia
[00:09] <Krisx> you mutha fuca
[00:09] * vogon_jeltz notifies Krisx's ISP
[00:10] <Krisx> wtf
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[00:11] <Krisx> go fy
[00:11] <Krisx> il gona hack into you gateway
[00:11] <Krisx> il gona hack into you gateway
[00:11] <Krisx> i'l bust your bones
[00:11] <Krisx> Aadress: ~vogon_jel@XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX ( IP ).
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[00:12] <Krisx> thats the way il gome in
[00:12] <yem> lol
[00:12] <yem> are you serious Krisx ?
[00:12] <Krisx> noot just fucking whit him
[00:12] <Krisx> :)
[00:12] <Krisx> but i coul do that
[00:12] <yem> h4x0rz suck.
[00:13] <yem> (but you knew that)
[00:13] <vogon_jeltz> heh
[00:13] * vogon_jeltz wasn't actually reporting you to your ISP... you can't "epson" anything
[00:13] <yem> lol
[00:13] <Krisx> icc
[00:13] <Krisx> irw
[00:14] <vogon_jeltz> and you'd be telnetted in through several ISPs to lose people, too
[00:14] <vogon_jeltz> but, seriously, if you're not running Linux, get out :P
[00:14] <vogon_jeltz> -Krisx- VERSION mIRC32 v5.91 K.Mardam-Bey
[00:15] <Krisx> like i know you phone number
[00:15] <vogon_jeltz> hah
[00:15] <Krisx> i have hact it
[00:15] * vogon_jeltz is on a free ISP that requires no user registration
[00:15] <vogon_jeltz> and our telephone number is unlisted
[00:15] <Krisx> to get phone number i'ts a easy
[00:15] <vogon_jeltz> heh
[00:16] <vogon_jeltz> yeah, but not many 1337 (R4Qu3X0Rz know how to do it ;)
[00:16] <vogon_jeltz> you'd have to get to my ISP's PPP boxen before I could disconnect...
[00:17] <Krisx> like your gateway accsess serial is : fdgs,mdsfDF6456$£~@@£ reGGFDre46645:ert546SADÄä^^
[00:17] <vogon_jeltz> heh
[00:17] * vogon_jeltz goes back to hacking on his MMORPG server code
[00:18] <Krisx> i have hackd in the bank
[00:18] <Krisx> but i get busted
[00:18] <Krisx> and i could not accsess the computer for 2 years
[00:18] <yem> Krisx: you know a guy named VeNoMouS?
[00:19] <Krisx> sry dont know him
[00:19] <yem> ah ok
[00:19] <yem> he's a l33t h4x0r dude too
[00:19] <Krisx> ou
[00:19] <yem> i thought he was famous or something
[00:19] <yem> oh well
[00:20] <Krisx> ok
[00:20] <Krisx> ou like you know p99is
[00:21] <yem> nope
[00:21] <Krisx> damn
[00:22] * vogon_jeltz points out that this channel is *technically* about Linux games, so please adjust your conversation topics accordingly
[00:23] <vogon_jeltz> --- - Illegal activities, warez, porn, noticeably heavy mp3 trading,
[00:23] <vogon_jeltz> --- - hax0r activity and various types of antisocial behavior are all
[00:23] <vogon_jeltz> --- - off-topic on Open Projects Net and may result in your being barred
[00:23] <vogon_jeltz> --- - from access.  Please respect our rules.  Thanks.
[00:23] <vogon_jeltz> (server MOTD)
[00:23] <yem> yessir
[00:23] <vogon_jeltz> :P
[00:24] <Krisx> linux sucks
[00:24] <Krisx> windows ruulz
[00:24] <xwred1> I know
[00:24] * vogon_jeltz doesn't want to be MR SMARTEY-MAN NARC FAGORT, but I doubt that everyone else here would like to lose their channel
[00:24] <xwred1> Krisx: you know a guy named JeffK?
[00:24] <Krisx> jep
[00:24] <Krisx> hear him
[00:24] <xwred1> whats he like?
[00:25] <xwred1> I've heard about him, always wanted to meet him
[00:25] <Krisx> i havent meet him
[00:25] <Krisx> i have heard of him
[00:25] <xwred1> <Krisx> jep
[00:25] <xwred1> oh
[00:25] <xwred1> ok
[00:26] <xwred1> so, you hax0ring someone right now?
[00:27] <xwred1> Krisx: think you can hack me?
[00:27] <Krisx> dunno
[00:27] <Krisx> the what
[00:27] <xwred1> just wanna know how secure I am
[00:28] * vogon_jeltz wonders if xwred1's heard about the SSH crc32 key compensation 'sploit
[00:28] <xwred1> yea, I heard about it
[00:28] <xwred1> but I use telnet all the time, so I'm good
[00:28] <vogon_jeltz> hehehe
[00:28] <Krisx> ok ild try to se what's in  xwred1 computer
[00:29] <xwred1> yea
[00:29] <xwred1> don't delete anything if you get in
[00:29] <Krisx> ok
[00:29] <xwred1> but see if you can give me some surprising info, like what processor is in it or whatever
[00:29] <Krisx> ok
[00:31] <Krisx> like your gateway 22ps surface codi is : hfTYY%5768==)(90ððÖÄOIY/&¤~@hjkkmfffffyu
[00:31] <vogon_jeltz> damn, xwred1, he's got you now
[00:32] <Krisx> damn  xwred1 you got some firewall or smt in the way
[00:32] <Krisx> it could take some time
[00:32] <xwred1> my isp blocks a couple ports, thats all they do as far as I know
[00:33] <Krisx> good
[00:33] <xwred1> they block 80, 137-9, and 5000 afaik
[00:33] <yem> port blocking must suck.. the biggest isp in nz recently announced that all p2p filesharing apps violate their T&C
[00:34] <xwred1> thats gay
[00:34] <yem> yeah..
[00:34] <xwred1> I was annoyed when they blocked 80
[00:34] <yem> that is so ridiculous
[00:34] <Krisx> ohoo im in
[00:34] <Krisx> nice backround
[00:34] <xwred1> crap
[00:34] <yem> doesn't .net *rely* upon port 80 being open?
[00:34] <xwred1> as in, ms.net?
[00:34] <yem> yer
[00:34] <xwred1> I don't think its quite like that
[00:35] <Krisx> damn ok i'l go uot of your computer
[00:35] <xwred1> I haven't seen anything about how .net goes over the network, although soap and xml-rpc are supposed to need port 80
[00:35] <xwred1> Krisx: get any info about my computer?
[00:35] <vogon_jeltz> Krisx: try hacking my box
[00:36] <yem> xwred1: i mean of course they don't *need* 80, but that'll certainly be the default i'd imagine - isps blocking prt 80 kinda screws it up
[00:36] <Krisx> xwred1 i could not get ani too small time
[00:36] <xwred1> guess I'm pretty safe then
[00:36] <xwred1> could you have deleted my files?  Maybe I will upgrade from WinME
[00:36] <vogon_jeltz> haha
[00:36] <Krisx> no i didnt
[00:36] <Krisx> you got me
[00:36] <xwred1> huh?
[00:37] <yem> xwred1: now you get to put a "h4x0rpr00ph" logo on your website!
[00:37] <vogon_jeltz> heh
[00:37] <xwred1> yem: I guess, but xml-rpc and soap seem more like enterpris-ish sort of things
[00:37] <vogon_jeltz> it's like the Underground BatSignal
[00:37] <vogon_jeltz> you're almost permanently Slashdotted by 1337 hax0rz trying to pull off their cut-and-pasted phrack 'sploits on you
[00:37] <yem> xwred1: good point - we'll see how far they want to take it i guess, what with hailstorm and all..
[00:37] <xwred1> .net apps are supposed to be able to run nice on the local machine, with no network stuff happenning at all.  In fact, I haven't seen anyone at all talk about the networking stuff of .net.  Maybe its not done or something
[00:38] <xwred1> hailstorm seems purely serverside
[00:38] <yem> hah
[00:38] <yem> beats me
[00:39] <yem> i hate webapps :]
[00:39] <xwred1> yea
[00:39] <xwred1> .Net by itself seems cool
[00:39] <xwred1> I don't like the idea of spreading the app accross the network, but like I said, they haven't talked about networking stuff yet
[00:39] <Krisx> people like dont pleace let me hack into your computer its unleagal
[00:40] <Krisx> you know
[00:40] <xwred1> its illegal
[00:40] * vogon_jeltz points out that he keeps an unpassworded rootshell on port 31337
[00:40] <xwred1> but if you got into me just now, I would sue or anything like that
[00:40] <vogon_jeltz> s/would/wouldn't/
[00:41] <xwred1> whats a 'rootshell'?
[00:42] <yem> a shell running as uid 0 i guess
[00:42] <vogon_jeltz> yeah, and I only run the best software on my computer
[00:43] <vogon_jeltz> Apache 1.1.0 and Sendmail 8.1
[00:44] <Krisx> its not good
[00:44] <xwred1> yem: is that like a dos prompt?  because winme took out dos, so I should be safe.  Maybe thats why Krisx didn't get me
[00:44] <Krisx> maby
[00:44] <vogon_jeltz> xwred1: Steve Gibson told me that DoS was all the fault of Windows XP raw sockets
[00:45] <xwred1> I don't want to run XP, because I don't want to get raped by MS
[00:45] <vogon_jeltz> xwred1: that's why I deep-fried my modem, to make sure all the sockets were cooked
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[00:47] <xwred1> Krisx: which windows do you think is the best?  Should I get xp?
[00:47] <Krisx> not xp sucks
[00:47] <Krisx> it scroos your graphics gard
[00:48] <phaethon> oh belguim.
[00:48] <phaethon> brownouts.
[00:48] <vogon_jeltz> phaethon: bye
[00:48] <phaethon> :(
[00:48] <Krisx> people do not use xp
[00:48] <vogon_jeltz> phaethon: may you be blessed with better power conditioning
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[00:49] <Krisx> wayt ehen the bugs are all gone
[00:49] <xwred1> Krisx: which one do you use?
[00:49] <Krisx> i use 98 hack'd edit
[00:49] <xwred1> cool
[00:50] <Krisx> i craced my windws
[00:50] <xwred1> what about win2k?  whats the story with that?  thats like after 98, but before winme, right?  is winme better?
[00:50] <Krisx> not 98 is the best right now
[00:50] <Krisx> 98se
[00:50] <xwred1> hmm
[00:50] <xwred1> think I should format, and install win98se?
[00:51] <Krisx> what windows you have right now
[00:51] <xwred1> winme
[00:52] <Krisx> this is like win meny editions
[00:52] <Krisx> sry many errors
[00:53] <Krisx> win many errors sucks
[00:53] <xwred1> ah
[00:54] <Krisx> what
[00:54] <xwred1> what makes win98 better than win2k?  2000 is a later year than  1998.  is 98 more stable?  more powerful?  easier to hack?
[00:55] <Krisx> like you know then
[00:55] <xwred1> huh?
[00:55] <Krisx> i think that 98se is the best right now
[00:57] <xwred1> i think I will format and install 98se then
[00:57] <Krisx> ok
[00:58] <xwred1> it keeps saying I'm out of memory, even though I have 2gb of hard drive
[00:58] <xwred1> wait
[00:58] <xwred1> what about linux?
[00:58] <Krisx> noooo
[00:58] <xwred1> then I won't have to mess with micro$oft at all
[00:58] <Krisx> linux succccckkkkk
[00:58] <xwred1> why?
[00:58] <Krisx> iven win3.1 is bewtter
[00:58] <Krisx> linux is the shitest thing
[00:59] <terracon> yeah linux sucks!
[00:59] <xwred1> why's that?
[00:59] <terracon> that's it
[00:59] <xwred1> is linux buggier?
[00:59] <Krisx> right terracon your the man
[00:59] <xwred1> is linux buggier?
[00:59] * terracon lubbors the linux
[00:59] <Krisx> it just suck
[00:59] <xwred1> how?
[00:59] <xwred1> can't you give me some details?
[00:59] <terracon> all it needs is some more games.
[00:59] <Krisx> in every way
[00:59] <terracon> the apps are coming
[01:00] <xwred1> so, its buggier and less stable than even winme and winxp?
[01:00] <Krisx> like you cant palau many games
[01:00] <terracon> 2002. The year of the linux desktop!
[01:00] <xwred1> Krisx: what games do you play?
[01:00] <Krisx> linux has no protection
[01:00] <Krisx> q2
[01:00] <Krisx> q3
[01:00] <Krisx> aq2
[01:00] <Krisx> ut
[01:00] <Krisx> cs
[01:00] <xwred1> what is aq2?
[01:00] <Krisx> and more
[01:00] <Krisx> action q2
[01:00] * terracon puts a condom on linux for protection
[01:01] <Krisx> icccccccc
[01:01] * yem grins
[01:01] <xwred1> I play all those except for aq2, in linux
[01:01] <Krisx> hehheeee
[01:01] <xwred1> in fact, I run linux
[01:01] <xwred1> you couldn't hack me, because I was running linux
[01:01] <xwred1> because you aren't a hacker
[01:01] <Krisx> noup
[01:01] <crazney> oh dear
[01:01] <xwred1> and I've been bs'ing you the whole time
[01:01] <Krisx> that was not the problem
[01:01] <xwred1> windows98 is teh suck
[01:01] <xwred1> what was the problem?
[01:02] <xwred1> i think the problem is that you can't hack
[01:02] <xwred1> you are a poser
[01:02] <Krisx> yes i could
[01:02] <xwred1> just the fact that you run win98 means you are lame
[01:02] <xwred1> hack me then
[01:02] <xwred1> format my harddrive
[01:02] <xwred1> i dare you
[01:02] <xwred1> if you don't, then you are a poser
[01:02] <xwred1> and linux is still better than win98
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[01:02] <Krisx> but it takes time if you want taht to format your hard drive
[01:02] <xwred1> no, it doesn't
[01:03] <xwred1> that just proves you don't know what you're doing
[01:03] <Krisx> you knonw hacing is illegal allso
[01:03] <xwred1> whatever
[01:03] <Krisx> and you stfu
[01:03] <xwred1> you're just a big pussy
[01:03] <Krisx> and you stfu
[01:03] <Krisx> ok
[01:03] <Krisx> ok
[01:03] <xwred1> if you want me to shut up, why don't you hack me, and MAKE me shut up?
[01:03] <Krisx> you mother fucer
[01:03] <Krisx> ok
[01:03] * AdamGibson checks the server name again to make sure it doesnt say efnet
[01:03] <xwred1> haha!  you are lame, because you run win98
[01:03] <Krisx> ill do that
[01:04] <xwred1> if you were any good, you'd at least be running something based on nt
[01:04] <Krisx> i run win98 hack edition
[01:04] <xwred1> yea right
[01:04] <xwred1> I'll beleive it when you hack me
[01:04] <Krisx> gfy
[01:04] <Krisx> il hack
[01:04] <xwred1> SysInfo: Linux 2.4.13 | Dual AMD Athlon(tm) MP 1194.687 MHz | Mem: 291/512M [| |||||||||] | Diskspace: 49G Free: 4G | Bogomips: 4771.02 | Screen Res: 1280x1024 | Procs: 139 |   | Uptime: 4 days,  2:52 | Load Average: 2.53, 2.52, 2.46 | eth0: In: 441.84M Out: 269.14M
[01:04] <Krisx> whn you o to sleep oyu
[01:04] <xwred1> that just shows what a pussy you are
[01:05] <xwred1> you can't even type straight either
[01:05] <Krisx> you winn never wake up again
[01:05] <xwred1> never wake up?
[01:05] <xwred1> go ahead.. hack me.. I'm not afraid
[01:05] <Krisx> i mean you computer
[01:05] <vogon_jeltz> he'll kill you by hax0ring j00r HD
[01:05] <xwred1> sure..
[01:05] <xwred1> whatever..
[01:06] <vogon_jeltz> Krisx: you really don't know anything about Linux, do you? only the superuser can do anything harmful to the computer
[01:06] <Krisx> like
[01:06] <xwred1> don't school him
[01:07] <xwred1> let him think that win98 is the pinnacle of computing
[01:07] <vogon_jeltz> heh
[01:07] * yem backs up /home to cdr..
[01:07] <Krisx> xwred1 does not know enithing abuit hacikn
[01:07] <xwred1> he probably says linux sucks because he tried it and couldn't handle it, because he's garbage
[01:07] <xwred1> you obviously don't either, because I'm still here - you haven't hacked me
[01:07] <Krisx> xwred1 IS A MOTHER FUCKIN DOMB DICK
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[01:08] <xwred1> yes!  flood!
[01:08] <Krisx> xwred1 IS A MOTHER FUCKIN DOMB DICK
[01:08] <Krisx> xwred1 IS A MOTHER FUCKIN DOMB DICK
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[01:08] <yem> oh man.. too much.
[01:08] <crazney> roflmao
[01:08] <xwred1> bwahaha
[01:08] <parasite-> hahahahahaha
[01:08] <vogon_jeltz> hehhahahahahaha
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[01:08] <xwred1> haha
[01:08] <xwred1> you suck
[01:08] <xwred1> you can't even keep your pussy little box on irc
[01:08] <xwred1> what kinda hacker are you?
[01:09] <Krisx> better than you
[01:09] <Krisx> better than you
[01:09] <xwred1> oh?  i still am online
[01:09] <xwred1> and i'm not running win98
[01:09] <xwred1> i'm not even saying I'm a hacker
[01:09] <xwred1> I'm just saying that you aren't
[01:09] <xwred1> you just some little poser kid that thinks he knows something
[01:09] <terracon> I'm a medic
[01:09] <Krisx> how the fuck do you know that
[01:09] <yem> medic!!
[01:09] <Krisx> like
[01:09] <xwred1> lucky guess
[01:09] <vogon_jeltz> you're not even smart enough to block pings
[01:09] <xwred1> maybe I did hack you
[01:10] <Krisx> i'l cona hack into oyu
[01:10] <Krisx> i'l cona hack into oyu
[01:10] <Krisx> be
[01:10] <Krisx> careful
[01:10] <xwred1> go for it!
[01:10] <xwred1> I welcome your attack
[01:10] <xwred1> I am carefree, completely unafraid
[01:10] <vogon_jeltz> I've already caught 15 crackers who were attacking my computer
[01:10] <Krisx> when i'll klocck you computer up and ur prosessor cona shud down
[01:11] <xwred1> sweet
[01:11] <xwred1> my computer is so good, Win98 can't even handle all the power properly
[01:11] <xwred1> SysInfo: Linux 2.4.13 | Dual AMD Athlon(tm) MP 1194.687 MHz | Mem: 292/512M [| |||||||||] | Diskspace: 49G Free: 4G | Bogomips: 4771.02 | Screen Res: 1280x1024 | Procs: 139 |   | Uptime: 4 days,  2:58 | Load Average: 2.44, 2.51, 2.46 | eth0: In: 441.95M Out: 269.21M
[01:11] <parasite-> :)
[01:11] <xwred1> can you look at that and tell why?
[01:11] <xwred1> probably not, because you are a pisant little kid that doesn't know anything
[01:12] <AdamGibson> does everyone else get less than 300 q3 servers back from the id master?
[01:12] <vogon_jeltz> AdamGibson: yeah
[01:12] <AdamGibson> been like that for days now :/
[01:13] <xwred1> whats that, Krisx?  I don't hear your responses.  You standing down, yielding to my l33tness?
[01:13] <Krisx> i'm hacing ouyu dick
[01:13] <xwred1> haha
[01:13] <xwred1> yea right
[01:14] <parasite-> what country has the country code of ee?
[01:14] <vogon_jeltz> estonia
[01:14] <xwred1> this is gonna take time, right?  because the last one was a quickie, and you didn't have time to get in, right?
[01:14] <parasite-> anybody feel like portscanning XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX [Krisx's IP]?
[01:15] <xwred1> I'm sure Krisx will do it, if he's not too busy trying to hack me
[01:15] <parasite-> Krisx: can you portscan XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX [Krisx's IP] for me? I'd like to know what ports I have open
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And exeunt.