the bottle in front of me

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The list of things good ideas and bad ideas for things to do while drunk.

• bathe but be careful if you are incontinent.
• drive you can get in an accident. you will be at fault.
• game not gamble, nintendo/playstation/xbox (et al). your lack of focus will cause absurd mistakes.
• irc you will discover the limits and comprehension of your comrades.
• stairs up or down, you could fall.