[bf1942] Hi

[PhoeniX]

lol...

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "David Krider" <david at davidkrider.com>
To: <bf1942 at icculus.org>
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2004 1:03 PM
Subject: Re: [bf1942] Hi


> On Mon, 2004-01-19 at 14:39, cracka wrote:
> > How do I unsubscribe?
> 
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> ------
> 
> Thought it might provide a laugh to someone who hadn't seen it before.
> This is blatantly ripped off from:
> 
> http://www.crackmonkey.org/faq.html#ANSWER3
> 
> Regards,
> dk
> 
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